The nerd and his loser father
Part 1
Edward was a 35-year-old virgin and a total weirdo. He was actually decent-looking — tall enough, with a symmetrical face, clear skin, and nice eyes behind his thick glasses — but his awkward personality and obsessive nerdy habits made him unbearable to most people. He worked as a programmer, spent his weekends playing World of Warcraft for 14 hours straight, collecting anime figures, and playing some chess. He spoke in long monologues about obscure topics, had zero social awareness, and came off as intensely creepy without meaning to.
Jana Bennett, 22, was the complete opposite — an athletic education major with a toned body, long brown hair with golden highlights, and a confident smile. She was popular, trained at the university stadium, and posted photos in her signature tight black crop top and short skirt.
Edward had been following her on Instagram for months, liking every post. After weeks of rehearsing in front of the mirror, he finally messaged her. To his shock, she accepted.
“Sure, Friday at 8 at the mall. See you there 😊”
Edward showed up early in a new checkered shirt he thought looked cool. Jana arrived looking stunning in her tight black long-sleeve crop top with sexy cutouts and short black skirt.
The date turned into a nightmare almost immediately. Her friends “happened” to be at the same restaurant. They mocked him nonstop.
“Aww, you’re thirty-five? Almost my dad’s age,” Jana laughed. When Edward nervously admitted that it was his first date ever, the table exploded with laughter.
“Virgin at thirty-five, i knew it… how cute,” she teased, while her friends recorded him under the table.
They made him pay for everything. At the end of the night, as they walked toward the parking lot, Jana dropped the sweet act.
“I only agreed to this because my friends dared me. They wanted to see how pathetic the biggest weirdo on Instagram really was.”
Before Edward could respond, Jana stepped back and delivered a devastating, perfectly aimed kick straight to his groin with all the power of a trained athlete.
THUD.
Edward collapsed instantly, clutching his balls in agony, gasping and writhing on the ground. The pain was blinding. Jana laughed and recorded a short video.
“This is for all the weird creeps like you. Lesson learned, virgin.”
She walked away laughing with her friends.
Edward drove home hunched over the steering wheel, moaning every time he hit a bump. When he finally opened the front door, his mother and father were waiting excitedly.
“How was the date, son?” his mom asked.
Edward tried to speak but collapsed in the middle of the living room, sobbing uncontrollably like a broken man.
“It hurts… it hurts so much… she kicked me… right there…”
His parents stared in horror as their 35-year-old son cried on the floor, hands still cupping his swollen crotch.
Part 2
The next monday, Edward’s father, Richard — a 58-year-old overweight, balding man with a big belly and red face — couldn’t stand the humiliation of seeing his son destroyed.
He waited for Jana outside the university. When she walked alone toward the parking lot, he grabbed her arm and slammed her against a car.
“You ruined my son’s life, you little bitch. Now you’re going to pay for messing with my family.”
Richard tried to force himself on her.
Jana smiled coldly.
“Another frustrated loser? Like father, like son…”
She drove her knee viciously into his balls, then followed with a second brutal kick. Richard dropped to his knees, vomiting from the pain. Jana recorded everything.
“Look at this pathetic pig,” she mocked. “Big belly, shiny bald head, probably hasn’t gotten it up in years. Your son is a decent-looking weirdo who still can’t get laid, and you’re a fat impotent old man trying to play hero. Like father, like son.”
She uploaded the videos to the university WhatsApp group with the title:
“Like Father, Like Son”
The group exploded:
Carla Fitness: OMFG THE DAD TOO?! 😂😂😂
Kevin: Bald head shining while he cries… this family is legendary
Andrea: that's hilarious 😂
Diego: “I’ll defend my son” — gets destroyed even worse
Jana pressed false charges against Richard. Richard was arrested and held in pretrial detention. The family had to sell assets and go deep into debt for lawyers. Edward became a local meme. People pointed at him on the street.
Edward fell into a deep depression. He quit his job, deleted all his social media, and barely left his room. The family was financially ruined, socially destroyed, and emotionally shattered.
Jana continued training at the stadium, posting confident photos in her crop top and short skirt, celebrated as the woman who took down two generations of creeps in one week.
The bloodline had been completely shattered by one woman.