Pink Concert
Me and a buddy went to go see Pink a several years back. (Awesome show btw). It was last call for beer. So we each got two and they cut off sales right after we got ours. Both of us double fisted were walking past a line of disappointed would be customers to quickly get back inside the arena to catch the rest of the show. One of the girls at the end of the line goes to my buddy "$50 for those two beers." He laughed and declined the offer before she promptly grabbed him by the nuts and her friend quickly took both of his freshly poured ice cold brews as she said "I guess we'll just take 'em then."
The first girl released her vice grip and said "I tried to be nice about it." and walked away.
We never told anyone what happened lol.